The Real Sarah Miller

The Vagina Analogs

This essay is good.

Apr 30 • The Real Sarah Miller

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I, Fart Detective

I read this story to a nine year old girl and when it was done she clapped her hands and said, “That was so good, I wish it was longer!”

Apr 19 • The Real Sarah Miller

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Who Needs Special Headphones When Water and Anger Will Do.

ALSO class information!

Apr 8 • The Real Sarah Miller

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March 2026

The Swimming Accident

The Swimming Accident

Mar 30 • The Real Sarah Miller

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Soup to Nuts to Blood

Thoughts on the Academy Awards

Mar 17 • The Real Sarah Miller

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Wild and Scenic Landlords and Tenants

a masterpiece

Mar 7 • The Real Sarah Miller

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Why Are We Bombing Iran?

Why Are We Bombing Iran?

Mar 3 • The Real Sarah Miller

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February 2026

Lost Shaker Of Salt

A family history

Feb 26 • The Real Sarah Miller

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Why Don't You Just Close the Van Door?

The other day I thought my pool lane reservation was at 12:30 but it was actually at 11:30, which I figured out at a quarter to 12.

Feb 17 • The Real Sarah Miller

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Whenever I meet someone else capable of feeling as bad as I do, I know I have met a special person

The other day I went to see a student, someone who had signed up for a class of mine that hadn’t started yet.

Feb 7 • The Real Sarah Miller

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January 2026

The Orange Chairs at the Center of the Universe

The Orange Chairs at the Center of the Universe

Jan 27 • The Real Sarah Miller

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Your typical waitress involved in a typical daydream (about Bob Weir)

Nobody, Not Even the Rain, Has Such a Tenuous Connection (to Bob Weir)

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