In Which My Friend In The Hospital Says Space Is Curved

And I believe him

My friend is in the hospital. He is a good friend, funny in a way no one else is, a special person mostly in the positive sense, sometimes difficult, sometimes mean, just the way I like friends to be, apparently.

The hospital he’s in is so huge that I have thought about googling it to see how big it is compared to other hospitals, to see if it has won any awards or recognition for being large, if you can see it from space. The first time I went to this hospital to see him I followed simple map app directions and these led me right into the correct parking structure and then I found the correct entrance to the correct part of the hospital and then his room as if God himself were my escort.