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Why Do All My Friends Bring Me Such TINY Cans of Ginger Ale?

Why Do All My Friends Bring Me Such TINY Cans of Ginger Ale?

They still make the real ones, you know, and I am sick, not making cocktails, also, what did I do to deserve this?

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May 18, 2022
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I was out of town for two weeks in several places and upon returning home received no fewer than 987 emails telling me that someone I was around tested positive for Covid-19. One of these used the phrase “out of an abundance of caution.” I don’t think letting me know someone I was in proximity to has Covid-19 qualifies as an “abundance of caution.” But this whole situation is such a mess, people don’t know what to say. I do wish they could just tell you who it is, like, give me something here, did I walk past this person in a hallway or is this someone with whom I shared six mugs of cocoa in a warm closet?

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