To amuse myself I set a timer for three minutes and wrote down everything I know about the NYC mayor's race

I live 3000 miles away. I DGAF. Here's what has seeped in.

Between 8 and 11 people are running for mayor. One of them is named Maya. One or more of them is very thin. One of them is a policeman, or was. He runs something. Someone accused this guy of living in New Jersey and this guy said he lived in Brooklyn but something about his refrigerator means this is maybe not true. He showed his E-ZPass receipts to pro…