This Week In Women and Luxury #2

The Ferrari Ride of Lifetime

1. THIS ESSAY is mildly SEXUALLY EXPLICIT. NEBRASKA FRIENDS, PROCEED WITH CAUTION, FOLKS, YOU WERE WARNED.

2. This post is for subscribers only. I have, however, UNLOCKED the first installment of This Week in Women and Luxury.

   

This Week In Women and Luxury #2: The Ferrari

I just saw the recap of Season 1 of the Netflix show Sex/Life. The last snippet is of Billie, the main character (“spoiler alert”) arriving at the erotically charged penthouse belonging to her Australian lover, Brad.

Their months long extramarital game of hide-the-platypus has recently culminated with Brad presenting Billie with a huge diamond ring, a very generous “this isn’t just an affair to me” gesture. But Billie told Brad no dice — she loves her husband Cooper she loves her family blah blah blah.

But then she decides that though she can’t leave Cooper (basically a bar of soap with hair) she also just can’t resist Brad (basically a bottle of bath gel with hair.)

So she rushes to Brad’s apartment and as the elevator opens conveniently right into it she announces “THIS CHANGES NOTHING,” in other words, yes she wants to keep being married but she also still wants that crazy bath gel dick.

After watching the recap I realized I didn’t want to watch Season 2. I had done enough damage to my mind with Season 1.

I wrote about the Ferrari instead.