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The Rise and Fall of Ham

The Rise and Fall of Ham

A gift. A curse.

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Aug 03, 2024
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If you want to read this article, about my valiant fight against ham dependence, even one word of it, you have to pay. Substack has this new thing where I have millions of followers. I don’t need followers. I need subscribers. I’m sorry if I’m being aggro right now - I’m under the lingering influence of ham.

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