The Big Fry Day 2

From the world's premier writer of hilarious and life-affirming heat wave literature - me.

Yesterday was day one of a heat wave that’s going to last for — who the hell knows how long. Last night I wrote the first dispatch from this weather event. For those of you who think that I wrote a sad post that will just make you depressed — one of the more than 2/3 of recipients without the good sense to open that email — be advised that my post had a…