Teresa Giudice's Tits

porn cleavage as opposed to fashion cleavage.

The first in a series of pieces about things I have learned from being a dutiful reader of the gossip pages.

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Teresa Giudice getting her first set of fake tits

Teresa Giudice's Tits 

Teresa Giudice is a Real Housewife from New Jersey with Simon Cowell’s hairline, money problems, a criminal record, and a new husband. She has nice-looking tits which she has had done twice. Her augmentation re-do announcement on Instagram in January 2020 ended with 22 hashtags. 

I know this, despite not really caring, but caring a lot, because since the internet was invented, I have read Us Weekly and the New York Post’s “Page Six” every day. I also read Deuxmoi and I used to read Lainey Gossip. I read the Daily Mail sometimes. But I always read the first two. Gossip about celebrities is how I greet the world, and how I bid it farewell.

I am neither proud nor ashamed of being addicted to the gossip pages. My habit reminds me of this guy I once worked with at a restaurant in Chicago named Howard who was resigned to the fact that he was going to be a waiter — he called himself a waitress — forever, or at least for a long time.