She'd Like To Make An Unethical Investment - In Another Man's Penis

Sex/Life is terrible but I wrote about it. (The above is my imitation of a NYT headline. How did I do.)

Sarah Shahi is Billie, a Greenwich stay-at-home mom married to Cooper (Mike Vogel), your typical self-righteous passive aggressive adult child of alcoholics. They have a big white house that looks like three houses mushed together. They also have an infant, a toddler, and (spoiler alert) a less than exciting sex life. So Billie stays up late drinking an…