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On Hickeys

On Hickeys

It's hot hickey summer, I guess

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May 25, 2021
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A few weeks ago I ran into a friend of mine at the supermarket. Seconds into our conversation, I noted that she had a dark mark on the right side of her neck. It was a hickey. My gaze moved quickly along, to the oat milk brands, to the wall of beers and to the dog food on sale—finally, some good news—$9.79 a bag instead of $10.89!

Meanwhile my friend’s l…

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