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My Sock A-Team
Yesterday I heard a hilarious story about a guy who threatened to jump out of a window if he didn’t get something that he wanted. If I told you what he wanted, you wouldn’t believe me, but know that the thing has the word “database” in it. I think that’s enough information. At any rate, I was pretty sure that I knew where this fascinating tale had all gone down, and I said to the guy telling me the story, “Wait a second — wasn’t he threatening to jump out a window on the second floor?”
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